"Birthday Anal" – I wasn't sure it it existed, but this is wife material.
"Sexy Punk Girl" – Sexy punk chick in a leather corset and a plaid skirt flashing her panties.
"Air Hockey" – super cute girl terrible at air hockey but would be enough of a distraction to beat me
"Forced Boyfriend" – when my boyfriend refused to go down on me I masturbated with carrots and cut them up in his dinner
"Stinky Finger" – This is the Screech sex tape. Dirty Sanchez for the loss. What a loser.
"Period Masturbating" – I had two thoughts when I got my period today: "YES! I'm not pregnant!" and "FUCK! I have to wait a whole week before I can masturbate again."
"Michelle Trachtenberg" – Michelle Trachtenberg in extacy cooling her chest off during the filming of Eurotrip.
"Motorboating Girls" – girl motorboating a girl with her hands tied above her head. she's really loving it.
"Hard Nipples" – it must be freezing cause your nipples are bustin
"Paper Bag Sex" – Looks don't matter, just throw a paper bag on her head. Cut a hole for her mouth if you need...
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(0)“don't even wave to my girl.”
(0)“if that's a serious block, chick is a cheating floozy”
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