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"Software Project" – any project plan (software or not) is f*cked. it's always a mess.

"Yo Dawg Recursion" – Yo dawg, I heard you like recursion so I; yo dawg, I heard you like recursion so I...

"Sex While Pregnant" – If a mother has sex while pregnant with a baby girl, can the baby girl get pregnant?

"Girls Are Evil" – Mathematical proof proving girls are evil, given girls require time and money.

"Fuck Ie6" – you're using ie6? f*ck yourself.

"Best Programming Language" – How are JavaScript programmers so high on the list? They're above Java?

"Fix My Computer For Free" – To friends and family: Do not contact me to fix your computer. Why are a computer person's services expected to be free? --Mechanic friends don't fix your cars for free --Teacher friends don't tutor your kids for free --etc, etc...